Saturday, December 1, 2012


First day of December, the year of our lord 20Twelve AD. Frozen Fractals are falling from the sky in a lackadaisical manner. I have braved the frozen trails for provisions and much needed caffeinated medical supplies. The rest of the world seems unaware of my current struggles... This was their first mistake...

Hey internet readers, Paetriarch here to complain about my life! I will provide my current Dilemia's in cryptic bullet point form :
  • Grrls (Refer to Women)
  • Apartments (Refer to Women)
  • Women (Refer to Problems)
  • Problems (Refer to Women)
Makes sense right?

Here's to all you fuckers who hope to become stars!



Sunday, April 22, 2012

(Novel) York City

I guess I'm going to start writing in this thing so as to remember all of the things that I think about when I do stuff in the real world....

I went to NYC for the first real time and it was.... AMAZING! I spent my weekend with Sir T. Wilks, balling it up in the park across from his apartment. The park was really clean and everyone was very nice. Tom and I traded baskets and wins over the weekend leaving me sore and exhausted (In a good way).

Tom's apartment was very spacious (sans the bathroom), contrary to what I had heard. Located in the northern part of Brooklyn, corner of Starr and Irving. Which was mainly an Hispanic area so it was fun being the minority for once (I swear I'm not racist). Had some great food, coffee and beers while walking down the streets of his neighborhood. Touring the life of Mr. Willkens, a NYC resident. Soaking up the sights sound and smells!

The only bad part of the trip was the fucking Rooster!!! It crowed all weekend. I made plans to end it's miserable life, Operation Cock-A-Doodle-Doo. But decided it was best to leave it in peace...

Good night readrrs!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Axe!

So it snowed for the second time yesterday and now the ground is covered in snow! I did my first snow tricks in my car and on my feet it was quite fun! I am happy that winter is starting to arrive ... finally, but I assure you I will be sick of it probably at the beginning of January.

So I don't think I am cut out for the business of breaking women's hearts. I just end up feeling terrible and apparently they end up hating me ... which I understand but it still sucks.

I just finished recovering from a nice bout with Strep Throat! It was a good battle. A fever of 101.4 the first day went down to 99.4 by Friday which is when I received antibiotics. Now I am all healed ... well mostly.

Here is to bad decisions, friends, and a lack of sobriety... well when deemed appropriate!

Friday, October 16, 2009


Why?!?!?!!!! Snow already as of October 15th! This is ridiculous. But anyways MA has been so cold this fall. Last year Noah and I waited till November before we turned our heat on, this year we only made it to mid September. On the bright side at least I can wear all my super cool jackets now!

So not too much has been going on in my life as of late. There has been a significant increase of my geekitude, which, seems to be directly proportional to drug use!

But anyways be safe fellow bloggers and take her easy for all us sinners.

Monday, August 24, 2009

It's the Final Stash down!

Here it is friends Final Stash 2009! Here I am trying to capture the essence of the Brad Pitt stash!

My eyes look crazy but that's okay!

This summer has been the best facial hair attempt of my life! That means I am of age and can go off to war to fight other beard growers! Let us enlist!!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Facial Beards?

Here are the facial beards I have been working on for the past month!

Take 1:
The Goat Tea

Take 2:
The Truck Stash

Of course the mustache came later and I am stuck with it now but I am fine with that and I will most likely shave it in a week anyways. Though, I would say that this is my best facial forest attempt to date and hopefully one day I will actually be able to grow a full beard!

Be safe,

Thunder Mama

A whole new world!

Hello Everyone .... or one person!

It's me Paet! I'm commin' at ya with hair fairer than most with spelling and grammatical errors in every post! I will present you with my dribble and drabble and you can judge me and declare your verdict with the clash of a gavel!

So.... how are you doing?!